dogsdoingpplthings:

hello carol this is jill from life alert i need u 2 stay where u r help will arrive soon

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

homosexualmilk:

club penguin membership

unclefather:

my purse. it’s prada

bonkalore:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

hawkeys:

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

itsfunnytomemke:

airoe:

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

Originally posted by madasahatter-highasakite

commanderchrist:

None of us are funny

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you